年關將至，我從今開始碼字，至死方休。
我將不求嫖、不斷根、不太監。
我將不尋歡、不作樂。
我是網文界的小蝦米，起點里的撲街。
我是襯托大神的墊腳石，科幻頻道的小炮灰，排行榜上的隱身者，編輯眼中的臭咸魚。
我會將生命與榮耀獻給碼字，今年如此，年年皆然!
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鳥文版：
“Night gathers， and now my watch begins.
It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife， hold no lands， father no children.
I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post.
I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher on the walls.
I am the fire that burns against the cold， the light that brings the dawn， the horn that wakes the sleepers， the shield that guards the realms of men.
I pledge my life and honor to the Night's Watch， for this night and all the nights to come.“
（反正也沒人看，就不翻譯了……）
